In a recent exchange of emails wherein I attempted to rouse his interest in a mid-winter motorcycle trip in his adopted Red States of America, my friend politely declined, primarily due to scheduling conflicts but added: "I plan to sell my two Triumphs...tired of the attention required that I don't give them...plus I'm getting old...plus just bought a new Honda Ridgeline PU (I'm all about comfort now)."
After my brother sent me a link to Susan McWilliams must read article
This Political Theorist Predicted the Rise of Trumpism ... - The Nation
,
I could not resist firing off this tongue in check recommendation to my
professor friend:
(Please read above article before proceeding)
Professor,
I too have read, represented and associated with H.A.s, but
would never be so presumptuous as to claim to understand
let alone speak for them.
Like the Berkeley crowd and the intellectual and cultural
elite, those that crave comfort and security deserve neither to paraphrase the
famous American revolutionary Ben Franklin.
So professor I applaud your decision to sell your
"sleek, faster and more efficient European imports", your Triumphs
(which is ironic in itself) but not for the purpose of facilitating your
purchase of comfort and security (Ridgeline) but rather to repurpose your life,
quit resisting and succumb to Trumpism.
"How can I best accomplish this?" the elitist
professor asks. Do what in essence your
country did. Return the Ridgeline and double
down on the "least appealing, underpowered and hard to handle"
clunky alternative. In the end, like
your country, you will live to regret
it.
Plain Sense
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