Eat your hearts out Notre Dame and Alabama! The BCS Championship Bowl? Forget about it! Thanks to outgoing Minnesota Athletic Director Joe El Maturi aka Minnesota's Poppa Joe, the man who fired the best football coach the University of Minnesota has had since Murray Warmath, Glen Mason, and replaced him with Mr. Goatfer Nation himself, "Terry" the idiot Brewster, and when that didn't work out so good, instead of learning from his mistake and going with competence baby, Maturi went cheap and the sympathy route hiring a small school bumpkin whose one trick pony, er, I mean goat, is to faint during or shortly after each Gopher loss! And what is the University of Minnesota's beautiful reward for the Maturi Mistake:
THE MEINEKE TOILET BOWL?
YOUR RETIREMENT CANNOT COME SOON ENOUGH.
Get your Maturi Minnesota Meineke Bowl Merchandise and Cheer on the Road Kill Tour Finale:
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