Earthquake Hits the "Old Dominion": Could It Be the Dominionists?"

With reports originating from Michelle Goldberg of the Daily Beast http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2011/08/14/dominionism-michele-bachmann-and-rick-perry-s-dangerous-religious-bond.html and helped spread by CNN's Cafferety File, http://caffertyfile.blogs.cnn.com/2011/08/17/17612/ one has to wonder if Rick Perry and/or Michele Bachmann could possibly be behind today's 5.8 quake with its origin centered in the Commonwealth of Virgina or the "Old Dominion" as it is known to the locals.

It turns out that both of my favorite nattering nabobs of negativity, the Republican version of Frick and Frack, Punch and Judy and My Pal Joey, Michele "Batshit Crazy" Bachmann and Rick "the Prick" Perry are followers of a lunatic fringe Christian sect called Dominionism who seek Christian domination and control of the levers of power in governments throughout the world. The U.S. strain of this christian sect advocate replacing U.S. law with the laws of the Old Testament, including the death penalty for homosexuality and abortion, according to CNN.

Well now, isn't that quaint. It's just too bad that this news had not got out before so all of those Evangelicals, Methodists and Lutherans who supported either Bachmann or Perry in the Iowa Straw Poll had known of their candidates' ties to the Protestant version of the Da Vinci Code.