Intercepted Email From Satan to GWB

Thanks to the Patriot Act and other unconstitutional, police state legislation, Homeland Security quietly announced it had intercepted email communications between Satan, somewhere in Hades and GWB somewhere around Midland, Texas. In an attempt to scoop its bitter rival WikiLeaks, Homeland Security has made available totally uncensored and unredacted copies of this exchange of communiques giving mortal men and women this rare peek into the inner workings of the world's two greatest purveyors of Evil.

Whattup LED? How cum you haven't written lately? Still playing "doctor" with that little pussy Bieber?

Seriously, you are behind schedule so you better start cracking the whip because I can replace you just as easily as I replaced Mao, Stalin and Hitler!

I see things are proceeding satisfactorily in Wisconsin and soon Ohio will be ours!

All 4 given. now make like et (extra testicle) and phone home.

Wage war and cut taxes, over and out.

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To: ITsNotTeaItsGOP@aol.com
Subject: viagra
From: littleevildoerl@aol.com
Date: Mon, 21 Jan 2011 18:17:38 -0600

Boss,

I saw "Son of Lon Chaney" the other day, when are you going to tell him that heart pump contraption of yours is just one of your cruel jokes?