The Tracker

There once was a Tea Party Tracker
who said he could find deer faster
To a couple of Twilight doe blasters

Charlie said "Look to the Right"
His wingman, Cal, said
"No it's to the Righter still"

But neither Fox News nor Charlie
Nor the man still farther Right

Could believe their ears
Much less the sight

Of the Tea Party Tracker
Triumphantly proud
Straddling his quest

"Why it was Jim, all alone
and Way out on the Left!"

c. 2010 Plainsense