BIG FAT IDIOT aka "Oxycontin Man" Challenges President to Debate

In what seemed like an excerpt to Watchman II, the graphic sequel, the spokesaddict for the Republican Party, BIG FAT IDIOT aka "Oxycontin Man" (Rush Limbaugh) was widely reported to have challenged President Obama to a debate over the economy. Although a White House spokesman politely declined to engage in this distraction from the serious problems facing the nation, the real reason was that the President refuses to engage in a battle of wits with a defenseless man.